Archive for February, 2010

Would you ever expect a Gas Station Bathroom to be clean?

February 25, 2010

I was at the service station to say goodbye to my Taurus and to sign it over to the junkyard. I had a long wait. So I had to use the facilities. Facilities indeed. Have you ever seen the movie Trainspotting? Yeah, it was kinda like that. I could have used some ML-0100 full sheet labels for maximum coverage to stick all over the place to make it seem clean. Gross.

Gas Station Bathroom


Being in an accident is no fun.

February 22, 2010

I’ve told everybody before how having 3 girls, all drivers, can be an interesting experience. Well, I haven’t been updating the blog because last week was a busy and upsetting week. My daughter was in an accident. Thank God she was not seriously hurt. She hit her nose on the steering wheel. Not as bad as Marsha Brady, but it was colorful. The car was totaled. Hey, it’s only money right?
The lesson here is: Be always vigilant. Never lose your concentration, there are a lot of people out there who just can’t drive.

Taurus Rear end Damage

Taurus Rear end Damage

Does anybody use diskettes anymore?

February 11, 2010

Apparently they do because we’ve got diskette labels here.

ML-7500 Diskette labels

Help for Sarah Palin

February 10, 2010

At the tea party convention the other day, Sarah had to refer to what people are now calling her Palm Pilot. She scribbled her notes on her hand so she would be prepared for answering questions.
Check it out:
Sarah Palin Hand Scribble
Well, we are here to help. Sarah, why should you dirty your pretty little hand. Just print one of our palm print background labels, and when you’re done with the interview, just rip it off and throw it out. Each sheet is good for 30 speeches. That makes 30 X $100,000 which is $3 million bucks, SWEET!
The template is for ML-3000 labels. Here are the labels in Word.:
Sarah Palin Palm Helper Labels, ML-3000 template, Avery 5160 tempate

And Sarah? You’re welcome!

ML-0600 Template

February 9, 2010

ML-0600 Template

I made the Graphic in Inkscape, which is powerful and free.
Here is the artwork.
Here is the document in Open Office format. It’s also free. It’s not that I’m cheap, it just that these programs are fantastic and useful.
The layout is the same as Avery 5164.

Valentines Day CD / DVD template improvement

February 3, 2010

Here’s an improvement I made in Inkscape. You can make some really nice text effects, like applying text to a curve.
CD / DVD Template

Valentines Day is coming

February 2, 2010

Be prepared with some Valentines Day Themed labels. Make up a CD or DVD of your favorite love songs, and give it to your girlfriend, wife, lover, or all three.

Screenshot of Valentines Day ML-7560 template, same as Avery 5698